Hey kids- here are a few of my favs from this week. Enjoy. And go Falcons!
To help them prepare for the Patriots, the Jets had Tim Tebow mimic Tom Brady on the scout team. If Tebow could mimic Brady, he’d be playing.
USA Today says Rex Ryan can’t bite his tongue. I bet he would bite his tongue if it had a jelly filling.
The Steelers suspended Alameda Ta’amu after a police chase. He’s challenging the DUI because his sobriety test was to spell his name backwards.
When spelling backwards it’s easy to put the apostrophe in the wrong place.
I think Alameda Ta’amu is Samoan for Costaki Economopoulos.
Ravens’ Terrell Suggs said he’s been miserable watching from the sidelines. That’s how I feel about show business.
The NFL has added a second game in London for next year. Great, now they’re bringing in replacement COUNTRIES.
One of the teams going to London is San Francisco. That’s a good fit. Because both cities are run by queens.
This week the Patriots play in London, just for the historical irony.
A high school kid drilled a 67-yard field goal. But he’s still just a kicker, so I bet that’s the only thing he drilled that night.