Made it through the perfect storm. Hope all of you kids are safe and sound…
New Yorkers don’t want to evacuate. We can handle disasters. We have the Jets.
Jets coach Rex Ryan wears a sleeveless black sweater vest. Why are we surprised that he makes bad decisions?
Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria broke up with Jets QB Mark Sanchez. Maybe she can teach that trick to Rex Ryan.
Rex said, “I believe in Mark.” So he obviously doesn’t believe in stats. You’d think if you were going to run an offense based on faith you’d go with Tim Tebow.
The Falcons’ perfect season continues. They look so good, right after the game Joe Namath hit on them.
The New England football team chose the Patriots as a mascot because of the region’s heritage with the American revolution. Then we sent them to play in England. Seems rude.
Patriots? Shows that history is written by the winners. A revolution is the OPPOSITE of patriotism. They started a war against the government.
The Patriots beat the Rams 45-7. It’s like the Patriots were playing a team marching in single file and wearing red coats.
I’m surprised they didn’t celebrate by dumping TEA on each other.
Chris Berman is going to interview Obama and Romney at halftime of the Eagles/Saints game. I wonder which is going to be less hard hitting: that interview, or that game.
A former first round pick just got 15 months for fraud. What about JaMarcus Russell? He stole like $35 million and never did a thing. No fraud charges there?
